{"product_id":"the-grand-misfortune-insulated-water-bottle","title":"The Grand Misfortune Insulated Water Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eA quiet moment while your tea or coffee is still hot... or a few hours alone with a book... it’s really not too much to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 22 oz. insulated bottle bears Wilkie Collins’s wonderfully exasperated observation:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e“It is the grand misfortune of my life that nobody will let me alone.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccented with vintage artwork of a bird who has managed to find a bit of solitude on an oak branch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDouble-wall stainless steel vacuum construction with copper insulation keeps hot drinks hot for up to 12 hours and cold drinks cold for up to 48. The exterior is condensation-proof, scratch and fade resistant, and sized to fit standard vehicle cup holders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 22 oz. (0.65 L)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Double-wall stainless steel vacuum construction with copper insulation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Keeps drinks hot up to 12 hours or cold up to 48 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Spill-resistant design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Condensation-proof\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Scratch- and fade-resistant exterior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fits standard vehicle cup holders\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Hand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$49 | Free U.S. shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautifully useful. Interesting up close. Further interruptions discouraged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 22oz","offer_id":54417267130732,"sku":"15809967786328720462","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0921\/2821\/5404\/files\/9904517416185403705_2048.jpg?v=1789507095","url":"https:\/\/sixpennystamp.com\/products\/the-grand-misfortune-insulated-water-bottle","provider":"Six-Penny Stamp","version":"1.0","type":"link"}