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The Need-to-Know Floral Weekender

The Need-to-Know Floral Weekender

Regular price $49.00 USD
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What's in your bag? Well, that's your business.

This generously sized weekender is covered in an oversized black-and-white floral toile, with one side bearing a small, exceedingly proper label:

BEST NOT TO ASK

The reverse is left gloriously unexplained (just the floral design) so you may travel with your wit on display or turn the bag around and maintain an air of complete respectability.

At 24 inches wide, there’s plenty of room for a weekend away, an overnight stay, or a suspicious quantity of personal effects. Cream cotton rope handles and metal grommets finish the whole thing rather handsomely.

Beautiful from across the room. Considerably more interesting up close.

DETAILS

• Exterior: 100% ring-spun polyester for vibrant, lasting prints and everyday durability

• Interior: 50/50 cotton-poly cream sheeting lining

• Handles: Cream-colored cotton rope threaded through sturdy metal grommets

• Size: 24″ × 13″ × 5.5″ (60.9 × 33 × 14 cm)

• “Best Not to Ask” appears on one side only; the reverse features the uninterrupted floral design

• Floral toile design along the bottom, a signature detail of Six-Penny Stamp weekender totes

• Custom printed to order

• Size tolerance: 0.75″ (1.9 cm)

$49 | Free U.S. shipping

Please allow additional time for production, as this bag is printed especially for you after your order is placed.

For weekends away, elaborate plans, and matters that do not concern the general public.

Mailing Schedule & Current Edition

Please note: Envelopes for the current month begin mailing around the 15th. If you sign up after the 25th, your first envelope will be the following month's edition. (Please email me if you were hoping to start with the current month's envelope instead.)

If you sign up after the month's mailing has started going out, I’ll send your envelope soon after you place your order.

Now preparing the October edition. If you're interested in an earlier month, you can find them all here. 

🎁 Gift Subscriptions

Looking for a gift they'll keep? Choose a prepaid subscription for 3, 6, or 12 months. Each mailing is personalized and created for that month’s edition… and ends automatically at the close of the term.

For gifts, please enter the recipient’s name and address in the Shipping fields. Check “This order is a gift” to add a personal gift message.

Shipping & Delivery

  • The Prose & Post Society ships around the world, including to Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Japan, Malaysia, Mauritius, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Poland, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, the United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

If you don't see your country listed, feel free to email me at jennifer@sixpennystamp.com and I'll be happy to add it!

Delivery Details

  • U.S. → Most arrive within 1–2 weeks after mailing
  • Mexico → Please allow 2–4 weeks, depending on your location
  • Europe & Canada → Typically 2–3 weeks, though times may vary by country
  • Australia & New Zealand → 2–4 weeks depending on location
  • Other international destinations → Most arrive within 2–4 weeks, though in some regions delivery may take longer depending on transit and customs.

All at one flat price — $14/month for US or international addresses, shipping included.

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